Gareth Southgate admits he hasn't got two coppers to scratch his arse with ... but the Mail seem to have found him a pot of gold.
Daily Mail: "Reading midfielder James Harper is poised to join Middlesbrough for £5million this week after Boro boss Gareth Southgate missed out on Crystal Palace's
"Middlesbrough also face competition from Fulham for Harper, who has spent seven years at Reading, but Southgate is hopeful he can convince him to move north after Watson rejected Boro terms and joined Wigan."