We can tell Pulis he has more chance of signing David Beckham or Wayne Rooney!
Boro have made it known "no players will be leaving the Riverside" and Gareth Southgate insists none of the relegation-threatened clubs need cast an eye over the Riverside.
Gary O'Neill would love a return to Portsmouth, but all offers (and there were three) were knocked back, as Steve Gibson stands firm on transfers OUT of the club.
Pulis is refusing to name names, but Riggott and O'Neil have been linked in the local media.