Boycott the Express

I don't want to dwell on the content, because we've heard it all before, but the ignorance of the so-called professional journalist who wrote the article is plain to see.

The Express was once a creditable, well read newspaper that was worth the cover price but since it changed hands recently it has slowly slipped into the gutter and is obviously trying to attract readers with a low IQ.

It probably won't be long before we hear about the whereabouts of Elvis again, well I can save you the money, he's alive and kicking and still wooing the crowds in Caleta De Fuste on Fuertaventura.

Back to the point, there is only one course of action to be taken . . .